I've Got a Bone to Pick with "Mathcore"

People like to categorize things, plain and simple. When left in the hands of scientists, we get properly organized lists such as the periodic table of elements and the taxonomic ranking system. When left up to children with an internet connection, we get a collection of totally made-up musical genres such as mathcore. This article also features a special guest appearance by the proverbial fourteen-year-old dude.